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Olympic "jokes"

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It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London . . .

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in,
but they haven't got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm
and walks to the gate.

"McTavish, Scotland ," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it
over his shoulder.

"Waddington-Smythe, England ," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and
tucks it under his arm.

"O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."

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